KLIKBOT
“Hello human! I am KLIKBOT, the Professor’s loyal positronic assistant. I have been programmed to talk to you about the KLIK Kids Afternoon because I have genuine affection for children. They are cute, like kittens, yet less hairy. Check me on Facebook!”
MONKEY C
''Greetings. My name is Monkey C, the professor’s simian lab assistant. “Hold on!” you might say, “Monkeys can’t talk, right?” which is correct and also the reason I am typing this. Enough about me, the only thing you have to remember is that I’m somewhat of a party connoisseur. Since KLIK! has a reputation for excellent shin digs, I will let you in on the premier party experiences. Check me on Facebook!''
GLIMOON
“Hi there! I’m Glimoon! I was born when hot, micro waved gazpacho accidentally combined with grey goo and primordial soup. That was just a little while ago, so I’m still learning and evolving by the minute, but one thing I do know is that I really love animation! The more I see, the better it gets! Join me and we’ll go see the best animations ever! Check me on Facebook!”
PROFESSOR DIMITRI KLIKOV
“Well met, simpleton! I am Professor Dimitri Klikov, the greatest scientific genius to ever walk this miserable planet, though the so-called “scientific community” is too inane to recognize this! But I will be generous and divulge some of my wisdom, so you may yet discover the guiding light of science on this festival filled with folly and buffoonery. Check me on Facebook!”
